1 lat marun ga
Tom: sale! 1 laat marunga mumbai ja k girega!
John: mein marunga to america me girega!
Santa: bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro..pas k
gaon jana hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 801 views
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Charcha Arsh per Hoga,
Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,
Ek Farz Ada Hoga,
Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,
Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,
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Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)
Dosto Aameen to Bolo,
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Ko?"
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Janu Mene Tum par
Shak Kiya"
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