Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 831 views
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ek pagalkhane me -
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Basic Maths
The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?
Seven replied Johnny
No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?
Six replied Johnny
That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?
Seven replied Johnny
Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?
Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
GIRLFRIEND is like internet virus
she will enter ur life
scan ur pocket Transfer ur money Edit ur mind download her problems
Delete ur smile &Hang ur life..
So avoid ur gf & send her number 2 me
Dnt w0ry aBout mee, I m a professionalanti virus..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Larki phansani aati hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz le, us ka Jahaz bana, class main urra de,
Teacher puche to Larki ka naam laga de.
Phans gai larki
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