Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views
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Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Bano Ge
Beta! Abu Me Jangi Jahaz Ka Poilet Banu Ga
Baap, Lekin Hame Kaise Pata Chaley Ga K Tum Kon Sa Jahaz Urah Rahey Ho
Beta! Abu Jab Me Apne Gaon Ke Uper Se Guzrun Ga To Bomb Giraa Dun Ga, Aap Foran Samj Jaiye Ga Ke Ye Hamara Beta Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kahte Hain Khubsoorat Chiz Dekhne Se Insaan Aur Zyada Khubsoorat Ho Jata Hai,
To
Tumhare Pass Meri Tasveer Hai, Ya Bheju.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha?Chaman: Pata nahi sir.
Teacher: Padhai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa…
Chaman: Sir aap battayiye… Naman kaun hai?
Teacher: Pata nahi.
Student: Apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega…..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar: Ur son is fail, see his report:
English-6
Maths-7
Social Studies-4
Science-8
Total-25
Sardar: TOTAL vich te kamal e kr dita. Is subject di te tution v nai rakhwai c
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap: Dekho Beta Aaj Tumari
Teacher Ki Taraf Se Muze Ek Letter Mila H.
Beta: Aap Befikar Raho,
Mai Mom Ko Nhi Batauga.
Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?Boy: BCA
Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?
Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha
DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."
DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone
Du Kya????"
AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......
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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Un-married hone ka sab se bara faida kya hai ??
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Think
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Haar mani?
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Ok i tell u
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Aap Bed k dono taraf se utar sakte hain.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank
Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)