Trainin k doran 1 officer ne

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye tumharay hath me kya he?

Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.

Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari khala hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views
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