distance fron tobaccoo
Pathan Was Smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe.
His Frnd Asked , Y R U Using Such A Long Pipe???
He Replied ,
Dr. Has Advised Me To Keep Distance Frm Tobbaco.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 772 views
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