1st moti aourt 2nd se:ap ko kabi apne mote hone ka ahsas hoya?
2nd:han jb dhobi ne ye kah kar kapre wapas kar diye k hum tabnu nai dhote

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 926 views

mazaq ki bhi aik had hoti hai

Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND
Pagal kahe gussa na hona
Jahil kahe to b cool rahna
Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to
rakh k chamat marna Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Deep thinking

santa ne ek Gadda khoda or usme ja k beth gaya?
banta ne puchha: ?Ae ki ho raya ha??
santa replied: DEEP THINKING

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone

aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?

Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SARDAR:BANO KIA TUM AAJ RAAT

SARDAR:BANO KIA TUM AAJ RAAT KO MERE GHAR AA SAKTI BANO:KYON

SARDAR:AAJ MERE GHAR RAAT KO KOI BHI NAHI HOGA

BANO:THEEK HAI MEIN AAON GI JAB BANO JAATI HAI TO SACH MEIN KOI NAHI HOTA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)