Kya Raha Result?
Na Padne Ki Wajah Se Ek Din Santa Ne Pappu Ko Dant Te Hue Bola
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Kuch Din Bad Jab Pappu Ka
Result Aya To Vo Report Card Leke Ghar Aaya
Santa: “Kya Raha Result?”
Pappu: “Chhod Yaar Suresh, Mat Puchh“
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