Na Padne Ki Wajah Se Ek Din Santa Ne Pappu Ko Dant Te Hue Bola

Santa: “Agar Tu Is Bar Fail Ho Gaya To Mujhe Dad Mat Bulaiyo”
Kuch Din Bad Jab Pappu Ka

Result Aya To Vo Report Card Leke Ghar Aaya

Santa: “Kya Raha Result?”
Pappu: “Chhod Yaar Suresh, Mat Puchh“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1005 views

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mendak or jurabain

aik class main maindak ko behosh kerna tha. lakin dawa nahi mil rahi thi.


aik laka: sir meri jurabain sungha dain.


ustad: mendak ko behosh kerna hai marna nahi hai!

by Haseeb Sultan (few years ago!)

Aalo chole misale wale

Ap humari gali me aaye,
thora sharmae,
thora ghabrae
thora sa muskrae;->
pher zoor se chilaae

aalu chole misale wale.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Humare Pait Me Gas Hy

1 Pathan 2sre Se:
O Yara Humare Pait Me Gas Hy…!!!

2sra Pathan:
Khuda Ka Shukar Hy K
Petrol Nahi Hy Wrna
Amrica Qabza Kr Leta..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)