At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1126 views

Santa Windows Xp Install Karna Hai

Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows XP install karna hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Itne dino baad aaj books kholi

Itne dino baad aaj books kholi to 1 raaz khula.
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Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata..

Oh teri!!!! ye b ni aata..! :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan to Sardar

Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.

Tum Pee Kar Dekho.

Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.

Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,

Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa’s wife: Oye JI stop looking

Santa’s wife: Oye JI stop looking at other women you are married now.
Santa: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

if you will try

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)