At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1058 views

Shaadi aur mobile

Shaadi aur mobile

Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?

Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki,

Thode din aur ruk jata to naya model mil jata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BOSS said to an employee

BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"

EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it."

BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to attend your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you.." :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pagal Tanhai Mein Kya Mehsoos Karta Hai

Ek Sawal?
Pagal Tanhai Mein Kya Mehsoos Karta Hai?
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Zaroori Nahi Ke Abhi Reply Karo.
Jab Mehsoos Karo To Bata Dena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek mandir tha

Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale ghayab ho jate
the.

Imran hashmi gaya
Imran ghayab,

Salman khan
gaya
Salman ghayab,

Katrina kaif gyi to
Bhagwan ghayeb:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan ne machis KI tili jalai

Pathan ne machis KI tili jalai
na jali

dosri jalai
na jali

tisri tili jalai
wo jal gai

to Pathan ne jaldi se bujha di
aur bola
ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)