Lamba Jeevan Kaise Jiya Jaye?
Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.
Aadmi: “Doctor Saab, Koi Aisi Dawa Bataiye Jis Se Main Lamba Jeevan Ji Sakoon”
Doctor: “Shaadi Karlo”
Aadmi: “Kya Baat Kar Rahe Ho Doctor Saab, Shaadi Karne Se Lambi Umar Ho Jati Hai?”
Doctor: “Nahi, Shaadi Kar Lene Se Lamba Jeevan Jine Ki Ichha Khatam Ho Jati Hai“
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