Pathans Leave Aplikation
Pathan’s Leave Application:
Dear Sir!
My Wife Is Ill.
And There Is No Other Husband
In Our Family To Look Aftr Her,
Kindly Grant Me Leave For 1 Day On Sunday.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views
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