Koi acha aa kapra
Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi
dikha!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 869 views
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Yeh ladki…
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Uffff…
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Ya allah…
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ItnI sundar…
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Haye…
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ItnI smart…
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Oye hoye…
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ItnI mast…
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Haye main mar janwan…
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ItnI cute…
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Itni IntellIgent…
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ItnI lovable…
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Aur kItnI sweet hai….
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