Date of birth
Sardar se kisi ne pocha k aqal bari hai ya pher ye bhainse.
Sardar thori dair sochne k bad hum ko pagal mat banao pehlay in donon ka date of birth btao.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 824 views
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