GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu
Muje Bhul Jao
BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1114 views
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Santa Ki Laash

Santa Ki Mout Bijli Girne Se Hui
Par Laash Muskurati Mili
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Santa: O G Mainu Lagya Si
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tapka dengay salay ko

Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.

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below 18 was not allowed

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Sardar park me baitha tha.

Sardar park me baitha tha.
Friend:Kya kar raha hy?

Sardar: Badla le Raha hon!
Friend: Kese?

Sardar:Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kar raha hon.

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Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To

Grl:Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To Tume Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Atta aur Papa Ki Car Me 20 litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga.Boy:Acha BEHAN chalta hu Ami-Abu Ko Salam Kehna.

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Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan

Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan
mere ghar se canada tak road bana do.

Bhagwan - yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta.

Ladka:-fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se
mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare.
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Bhagwan:- beta road"single"banwani hai ya"double" :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
centery


Sachin ki century nahi hone denge

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey.

Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?

Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey...!!

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