Maalik to Santa
Maalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.
Funny Santa: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1008 views
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