There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.” She started walking and, when she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to “don't walk.” So she stopped.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 846 views

Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY

SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K UPER LETA HUA THA'EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'

EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;

SADR,PAGAL DIYA PUTRA TENU NIE DESDA BANDAY TY BANDY CHARYA JGA KITHOO HOI.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

English me naam btao

Teacher :tell me ur name in english?

Student:after 2 min "long life oven"
teachar:is ka kia matlb hai?
Student:umer daraz bhatti

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

"lafz mere geet tere ghazal koi sunaoon kya?"

LaDki:

"haath mere gaal tere...kaan k neeche bajaoon kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)