There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.” She started walking and, when she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to “don't walk.” So she stopped.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 783 views

Purchasing New Brains

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

TEACHER to GOLU

TEACHER to GOLU:Tumhare Papa kya karte hai?

GOLU-Jo meri MUMMY kehti hai wo..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abbey Patli Gali Pakad

Ladka apni dilruba se poochta hai, "Kya pyaar karna paap hai?"

Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai, "Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ka exra

Sardar 2 Doctor :
Pure Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao Tou Bohat
Dard Hota Hai
Doctor Said Full Body Xray
When He Checked,Xray Found Fractre In Ungli

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bahu: Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye,

Bahu: Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye, kahi koi dusri Aurat to nahi hai?

Saas: kalmuhi hamesa ulta sochti hai aisa bhi toh ho sakta hai kisi truck k niche a gaya ho....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)