Sardar’s son came back home from school.

Said to his father teacher scolded me badly.

Sardar said to his son: Don’t worry son You are a lion’s son.

Child said: My teacher also says this.

She says that I must be a child of any animal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 866 views

is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar’s Leave application

Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order

Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer Boss Was Happy N Askd:
Wat He Did?

Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Arranged Dem

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan chokidar

1 Pathan Dr. Kay Ghar Raat 2 Bjaay Phone Aaya.

"Aap So To Nahi Rahy?"

Pathan Dr. Ne Ghussay Main Kaha:


"Kuttay K Bachay!

Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

khub mazay kia karay ge

1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..

"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!

by lescol (few years ago!)