Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views
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