Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”

Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”

Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 936 views

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

"lafz mere geet tere ghazal koi sunaoon kya?"

LaDki:

"haath mere gaal tere...kaan k neeche bajaoon kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Me Haji bi hun

Admi namaz par raha tha or dosra us ky bare me kisi ko bta raha k ye bara namazi or neak banda hai.
Admi namaz tor kar bola:mene haj bi kia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?

Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?

banta: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye.

santa: usme kya galti hai?
banta: maine chillar mein do 25 rupaye ka note diyaa tha :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Billo rani

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Test Match

Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?

Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.

Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.

Raabert: Yes Boss.

Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)