Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views

computer war

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1Baalti Mein Paani

Sardar: 1Baalti Mein Paani
Le Kar Ja Raha Tha K

Barish Shuru Ho Gae
Or Barish Ka Pani Baalti
Mein Chala Gaya.

Sardar: O Tuwadi Khair Sara
Pani Gilla Ho Gaya

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Final Match Update

Ladki ke shadi me uska ex-boy friend vi aaya tha

Wo bahut smart lag raha tha, sabi ne usse pucha kya aap hi
dulhe ho

boy - nahi me to semi final me out ho gaya tha final dekhne
aya hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is a girl friend

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)