Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 504 views

A SAD LOV STORY

A SAD LOV STORY

1 student ko apni clasfelw se payr ho gya.Us ne usy prpose kiya lekin larki ne inkar kr diya 0r teacher ko cmplain kar di.teacher ne danta 0r 1 week k liye class se nikal diya.jab larka 1 week baad wapis class main gaya tu larki ko us se lov ho gaya.larki ne us ki kitab pe likha”i m sorry & i lov u too.” larky ne koi respnc na diya..isi tarah 4 saal guzar gay..

Moral:STUDENT KBI KITAB HI NAI KH0LTAY:-

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Eik gora pakistan aya hamarey

Eik gora pakistan aya hamarey culture ko seekne aur jab wapus aya tho logo ne usey poocha ke kya seeka hai thumne tho bola "BIJLEE RALA BIJLEE LARA!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Srdar apni bv k 7 ja rha tha

Srdar apni bv k 7 ja rha tha
To
1 lrka ne ankh mari
srdar
tuje shrm ni ati mje ankh marte ho
Lrka
Mene tuje ni teri bv ko mari
Srdar
Sory yr mene tuje glt smja.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pregnant :p

Pathan ka interview tha..


Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;-(

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Rikshewala

Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.

Santa: Saman b sath me hai.

Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.

Santa:- Okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)