A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views

Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy

Doctor:
Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo,

Sardar:
Ye 1 roti khana khanay se pehle khani hy ya khanay k baad?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dentist

A busy dentist and a patient:
Patient: Doctor, my teeth...
Doctor: I know what to do. Open your mouth.

When the patient opened his mouth and the dentist pulled three of his front teeth.
Patient: What have you done?!

Doctor: Its weird, I pulled three of your teeth without any bleeding.

Patient: Those were fake teeth.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ammi kaha ja rehien hain

muna ammi kaha ja rehien hain,

Ammi:beta main bazaar ja rehi hun,

Muna: “ammi main bi chalon ga”,

Ammi: “magar beta tum ne kal hi to kapre kharede hain”,

Muna: “ammi humhare teacher kehte hain ke roz naha kar naye kapre pehnte hain”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Accessories

Ek Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Saath 1 Scissor
Rakhta Tha,
Kisi Ne Poocha??
“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: : O Yaara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katna Bhi Par
Jata Hai Na.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)