santa ne ekk admi ke thappad
santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..
admi- meri kya galti thi??
santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1019 views
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