Boys aap ko aamir khan
teacher: boys aap ko aamir khan aur kajol ki film
fana se kiya lesson mila?
student: andhi, kani, langri, jo bhi mile, phansa leni chahye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 930 views
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