Boys aap ko aamir khan

teacher: boys aap ko aamir khan aur kajol ki film
fana se kiya lesson mila?

student: andhi, kani, langri, jo bhi mile, phansa leni chahye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 950 views
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