Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? 

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi. 

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante. 

Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1051 views
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