Sawal Kuch B Ho
SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,
JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,
ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,
AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,
GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,
PYAR
Tum Hi Ho,
KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho,
.
.
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
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Main to Masoom Hoon…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 874 views
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