What is the similarity between marriageand 11:59 pm?
Banta : What is the similarity between marriage
and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal
jate hai!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 884 views
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