Ab Yaha Sirf Mera Raj Hoga
Ek Bikhari Ne Kuch Paise Bacha Ke Lottery Ka Ticket Kharida,
Kismat Se Uski 1 Crore Ki Lottery Lag Gayi, To Usne Ek Bahut Bada Mandir Banvaya.
Uske Ek Bikhari Dost Ne Us Se Puchcha: “Abey Tune Mandir Kyu Banwaya?”
Bikhari Khush Hote Hue Use Bola: “Ab Is Mandir Ke Samne Sirf Main Akela Hi Beekh Manga Karunga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 900 views
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As supposedly reported on CNN:
Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).
The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.
The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Silly Man 1- mujhe kal paanch logon ne peeta..
Silly Man 2-to tune kuch nahi
kiya..??
Silly Man 1-maine kaha saalo ek ek karke aao..
Silly Man 2-fir kya hua...??
Silly Man 1-fir kya..sabne mujhe baari baari karke wapas peeta..!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GOLU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar (Apne Bete Se Bola):
Bevakuf…
Kaisa Machis Leke Aaya Hai
Ek Bhi Tili Nahin Jalti
Beta :
Kya Baat Karte Ho Papa
Sab Tili Test Karke Laya Hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha..
Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief :
Mera school bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, papa ko utha dunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Larka Pee K Aaya
Dad Se Bachne K Liye
Eik Bari Se Book Laay Kaar Parhnayy Lagaa
Dad: Pee K Aya Hai
Son: Nae Toh
Dad: Kaminay Phir Suitcaxe Khoo
Kay Kiya Baak Bak Bak Kar Raha Haa.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola
Meri saas ko dus lo
Sanp_
Aby kiya dus lon?
Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Father: Beta Maths mai kion Fail hogaye?
Kid: Teacher kehta hai 6+4 = 10
Aglay din kehta hai 5+5 = 10
Phir kehta hai 8+2 = 10
Wo khud confuse hain tu mujhe kia Pass karaingy
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Bilawal to Dad
DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.
DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa & Banta Were Discussing
Santa: If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep
Banta: Its Happend Opposite To Me
If I Sleep, I Can’t Drink Coffee
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)