Son:- papa aaj meri giirlfriend ka birthday hai, use kya du..... Papa:- dikhne me kaisi hai ? Son:- Mast hai.... Papa:- mera no. Dede !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1060 views

Mujhe is tarah se propose

Girl:” Mujhe is tarah se propose
karo ki kisi ne nahi kiya ho..
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Boy:” (slapped the girl) kamini,
i love u
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Kutti, Saali, Shaadi karle
mujhse aur tabah karde Mujhe…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

smart kid

Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Santa ka kamra

Santa :o bhai ap mujhe apne paise wapas karo itna chota kamra tm mujhe janwar samjhte ho.mujhe yahan nai rahna.

Waiter:o bhai ye ap ka kamra nai lift hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh

1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:

Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!

Maa: Q?
Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.

Mother: Konsi Misaal?
Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay Sakht sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay,

In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha,

Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho?

Wo bola "kuch nahi papa,

aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia hY"....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)