A Punjabi couple
A Punjabi couple went 2 England.They went 2 a hotel.
Punjabi 2 waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m ill & cannot come 2 school, therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2day.Waitr brings tea.Wife :Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay.
Husband:Hally ty ma Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 869 views
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