A Punjabi couple went 2 England.They went 2 a hotel.
Punjabi 2 waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m ill & cannot come 2 school, therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2day.Waitr brings tea.Wife :Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay.
Husband:Hally ty ma Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1174 views

Sahab Ki Biwi Aur Bhikhari

Ek Bhikhari Bheekh Mangne ek ghar me aaya aur jor se awaj lagaya..

are oh sahab ji..

mujhe bahot bhukh lagi hai thoda roti milegi..

Thodi der baad andar se awaj aayi..

abhi biwi ghar pe nahi hai baad me aana..

Bikhari Bola

mujhe chumma nahi roti chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ABCD

Boy:ABC.
Girl:Ha?
Boy:Always be careful!
Girl:And?
BoyEFG. Don't ever forget girl!
...Girl:Are you?
Boy:HI. Happy Inlove.
Girl:So?
Boy:JKLM. Just keep loving me.
Girl:So, how about NOPQRSTUVWXYZ??
Boythinks) No other person quite reasonable shall
treat u very well except me, you'll zee!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request...

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Abba idher AA.

SON: Abba idher AA.

Mother: Aisa nehi boltey beta, Abba ko izat key sath bulatey hain.

SON: Abba izaat key sath idhar aa ja.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Once a Sardarji was travelling

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. 

Said his wife " What's the matter?"

Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)