Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 914 views

har Taraf Padhai ka saya hai.

har Taraf Padhai ka saya hai...
Har paper me zero aya hai...
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Hum to yuhi chale jate h bina muh dhoye exam dene, aur log kehte hai

"saala raat bhar padh ke kya aaya
hai":

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
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Jawab sirf haan ya na me dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal

Kya aapne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Churail bhi orat hoti hai

1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;
Me tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!
Bv: Me apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,
usny chari ghumai 2 tickets a gaey.
phir shohar sy poocha tum btao kya chahty ho.
Shohar:mujay apny sy 30 saal chhoti bv chahie.
Churail ny chari ghumai or shohar ko 90 saal ka kardia.
Moral:
Mard ko yad rakhna chahiay k churail b Aurat hoti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

my heart

I asked my heart: why can't I sleep at night?my heart said..........Puttar tu dopehr nu so lya c,, edda tu aashiq :D

by nadeem (few years ago!)