ek techer ko susu ke naam par bahout sakht nafrat thi
techer ne students se kaha jab susu aaya to bolna - "AAP aaya hai" ek din student ko PAUTTI aa rahi thi aur wo buri buri shakle bana raha tha, techer "AAP aaya hai" student nahi "AAP ka BAAP aaya hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views

Made in chaina

Kbi tm gaaur se dekho aaina,
to kuch hi hans k kaho ge made in chaina

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Once James Bond Met A Dog In A Jungle

Once James Bond Met A Dog
In A Jungle & Said

I Am Bond…!!
James Bond…!!

&
The Dog Bites Him
& Replies

I Am Kutta…!!
Pagal Kutta…!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

buji hoi cigrate

1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Pakistan,china & american man

Pakistani k ghar chinese aur american mehman aaye,
chinese: mein ankhain band kar k ghari py hath rakh kar time bta sakta ho.
american: mein soraj ko daikh k time bta sakta ho.
itnay m pakitani zor say hansa aur bloa;
lo g 7 baj gay,
chinese aur american aik dum heran ho gay aur bolay
yar tum nay kaisay time bta dia???
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pakistani:. OYE BIJLI CHALII GAI HAI............................................

by Toqeer shamshad (few years ago!)

Height Of Student Talent

Height Of Student Talent:
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Teacher:” U Just Got 5 Marks &
Still U R Laughing..
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Student:” I’m Wondering How I
Got 5 Marks..
I Wrote ‘Hooka Bar’ Lyrics

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)