yeh kia kar rahe ho?
Aik pathan samose ke andar ka hisa Nikal kar kha raha tha
Oss ke dost ne poocha, yeh kia kar rahe ho?
Pathan ne jawab diya
Doctor ne mujhe bahir ki cheezein khane se manah kiya hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 898 views
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by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Exam sms
1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!
Mazmun:1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib!Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
aik sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek ped per ek ullu baitha karta tha..
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Ek din ped kaat diya gaya..
Ped bahot khush hua, kyuki ab uspar koi ullu nahi bethega..
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magar us ki khushi mitti mein mil gai
kyu ki...
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Ped ko kaat kar Pradhaan Mantri ki kursi bana di gai... aur Itihaas gawah
hai,
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"Aaj Bhi Us Par Ullu Hi BaithtaHai...:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Gaon main kisi Buzurg ki mar janey se School
Ma Chutti Ho gai
School se aatey huway bacho ne 2 aur Buzurgon
Ko dekha tu aik bacha bola
Wo Dekho 2 aur chotian aarahi hain!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:"Can you see God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Can you touch God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
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Pappu:"Sir, can you see your brain.. ??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Can you touch your brain..??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Oho ok, So you have no brain.. :p :O :D
Teacher Shocked Pappu Rocked
Students Thoko Like....;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha
Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho
Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me
bhoosa bhara hai, soch raha hun kahin ye kha na
jaye
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Batao Kutta Shadi Kyun Nahi Karta?
Student:
Miss Wo Pehle He Kutton Wali
Zindagi Guzar Raha Hota Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar me tumhari maa ban jau to tumhain 2
din me sudhar du!
Bacha: teacher me abhi ja ker
apnay papa ko btata hu k..
papa apki lotery lgne wali hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)