Aik pathan samose ke andar ka hisa Nikal kar kha raha tha

Oss ke dost ne poocha, yeh kia kar rahe ho?

Pathan ne jawab diya
Doctor ne mujhe bahir ki cheezein khane se manah kiya hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 857 views

Utthi thi wo fajar mein

Utthi Thi Wo Fajar Mein Mujhe Mangne Ke Liye Khuda Sey
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Pani Thanda Deikh Ke Phir So Gai
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Ohh Shitt Yaaar Kaash Uske Ghar Geezar Hota.;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sim ka connection

Santa: SIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se
launga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Burglar Is In Big Trouble

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek khoobsoorat si larki bus stop per khari

Ek khoobsoorat si larki bus stop per khari bus ka intezaar ker rahee thee. Paas kharey ek nojawan ney usey dekh ker fiqra kasa, “chand to raat mein nikalta hey, dopeher mein kis tarah?”

Larki ney foran jawab diya, “Ullu to raat mein bolta hey, din mein kaisey?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa standing on

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)