Teacher:"Can you see God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Can you touch God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
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Pappu:"Sir, can you see your brain.. ??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Can you touch your brain..??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Oho ok, So you have no brain.. :p :O :D

Teacher Shocked Pappu Rocked

Students Thoko Like....;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 909 views

Unmese 5 Pite Nahi The

AurFather: Rat Ko Tum Peeke Room Me Gir Gaye The

Son: Kya Batau Papa Sb Galat Sangat Ki Wajah Se Hua

6 Dost
6 Beer
Aur Unmese 5 Pite Nahi The

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa- tu mujhe 3ooo/= de

Santa- tu mujhe 3ooo/= de, 2 mahine k bad main
tujhe lota dunga.
2 mahine k baad....
Banta- chal apna vada pura kar.
Santa- ye le......
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(___) Ye le Lota...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mareez doctor

Mareez:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai,main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon.

Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai? Mareez:-kaun si bimaari?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar prepared only one essay Friend for his exam.

sardar prepared only one essay Friend for his exam.

But in exam he got ..Father essay.

so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this....

I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

student

Teacher:

Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!

Student:

Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)