Sari ZindaGi Barbad

Sari ZindaGi Barbad Kr Ke, Ishq Ki LazZat Chakh Li

Us Ne B Burqa Pehn Liya Aur Hum Ne B Daarhi Rakh Li
(,")/ Hat
/) ) Masjid ja Raha HoN.

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