Pathan apni unparh BV say
Pathan apni unparh BV say:
Pathan apni unparh BV say:
Chal honeymoon per chaltay hain.
Wife: Nahi mujhe kapray dhonay hain tum meray bhai ko lay jao.
Pathan:O Yessss !!!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 960 views
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