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Father Angrily 2 His LKG Kid,
"I Told U a Hundred Times, U Were Born,
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 2061 views
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Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorhne gaya .
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Aunty ne bola - Beta raat bohot
ho gai hai, tum
yahi BITTU ke kamre me sojao.!
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Ladka bola - nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga
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Agle din Subah ek Bohot hiSundar
ladki CHAI le kar aai .
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Ladka - Aap kaun ho.......??
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Ladki - Me BITTU. Aap kaun.....??
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Ladka - Mai ullu ka pattha
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Mom to bache:jo meri baat maany ga aur mere aage bilkul nai bole ka me use gift dun gi
chota bacha:lo g is tarah to sare gift abu k hon ge
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa: How can one person make so many stupid
mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik shakhs ne molvi se pocha agr jungale me namaz parhte waqt share aa jae to namaz jari rakhni chahye ya nai.
Molvi:agr wozu rahe to jari rakhen.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai
Banta: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai "Auto-Me-Takli"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa - “Tum is ladki kojaante ho?”
Banta- “Ha,kabhi mai iske saath soya karta tha!”
Santa- “Achaa! kab? kaha?”
Banta- “Jab mai college me padta tha!
angreji ke claas me !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A high-school student came home from school
seeming rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're
all wet."
"What do you mean `all wet?'"
"I mean," he replied, "below C-level."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
MOLU:Ghar me aag lag
gayi, aag lag gayi
GOLU:Mujhe kya
MOLU: Bevkoof! Tere
ghar me lagi hai
GOLU: Fir tujhe kya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaynge Agle Hafte Hm Roz Shoping K Lye Jaynge
Hsbnd: Or Us se Agle Hafte Roz Masjid Jaynge Wife:Q?
Husband: Bheek Mangny.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar K 20 Bache Thay
1 Din Uski BV Ne Kaha
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon?
Sardar Ne Kaha!
Roop Tera Mastana
Paas Mere Na Ana
Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)