2014 ka NEW MSG

Good news for BOYS”

Ab kio Larki apko bhai
boly
To tension Nahi Lena

QK

Main nay soch soch k
Iska B torr Nikal lia
Hai,
B.H.A.I means.

B=Best.

H=Husband

A=Among.

I=Ideals.

Larko Sir utha k Geo
jab tak D-G Ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 877 views
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