Teacher:” What is your name?”.
Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash
hai.”
Teacher:” When I ask a question in
English, answer it in English.”
Student:” My name is Sunlight.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 1101 views

Scientists finally found

Scientists finally found what was wrong the female brain.

They said the left side had nothing right and the right side had nothing left.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gareeb Ko Dokha Dena Paap Hai

Maalkin Kafi Der Se Gum Sum Si Apne Kamre Mein Bethi Thi, Naukrani Ne Ye Dekha To Usne Puch Hi Liya.

Naukrani: “Malkeen Ji, Aap Udas Kyu Hai?”

Malkin: “Tumhare Sahab Apne Office Ki Kisi Ladki Se Pyar Karte Hai”

Naukrani: “Nahiiiiiii, Sahab Mujhe Dhokha Nahi De Sakte“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mera basta ve le jaen

Sardar k ghar chor aa gaya sardar k bete ki ankh khul gai.
Beta aahista se chor se bola;mera busta v le k jaen nai te mein khap pa deni aa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Teacher ne bachhe ki copy par

teacher ne bachhe ki copy par note likha kripya bachhe ko nahalakar bheja kare.
bachhe ki mom ne note padne ke bad likha kar bheja bachhe ko padaya kare sungha na kare

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)