Proud To Be Pakisani
Indian:
Humare Mulk Me Taj Mahal Hy
“Lekin Uske Andar Parinda B Par Nahi Mar Sakta”
Missri:
Humare Mulk Me Itna Husn He
“Lekin Kisi Larki Ko Koi Touch B Nahi Kr Sakta”
American:
Humare Mulk Me Esi Police Hy
“K Koi Hiley To Police Pohnch Jati Hy”
Pakistani:
Hum Woh Qoum Hein
K “Misar” Se Larki Utha K
“Taj Mahal” Mai Date Maar K Wapas Aa Jaen Tab Bhi “America” K Abbay Ko B Pata Naa Chale.
*Proud To Be Pakisani*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views
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