Indian:
Humare Mulk Me Taj Mahal Hy
“Lekin Uske Andar Parinda B Par Nahi Mar Sakta”

Missri:
Humare Mulk Me Itna Husn He
“Lekin Kisi Larki Ko Koi Touch B Nahi Kr Sakta”

American:
Humare Mulk Me Esi Police Hy
“K Koi Hiley To Police Pohnch Jati Hy”

Pakistani:
Hum Woh Qoum Hein
K “Misar” Se Larki Utha K
“Taj Mahal” Mai Date Maar K Wapas Aa Jaen Tab Bhi “America” K Abbay Ko B Pata Naa Chale.
*Proud To Be Pakisani*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views

Grahak ko khbi khali mat jane dena

Dukan ka malik santa se-grahak ko kbhi khali nhi
jane dena! Agr dukaan me vo cheez nhi h to dusri
offr kro. Grahak-toilet paper dena.Santa-wo nhi h
REGMAL lelo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Munnabhain and circuit

Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.



Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena

Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi..

Pati- Achcha Hai, Mai Bhi Har Jagah Tumhare Sath Nahi Jaana Chahta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa bag lekar bus me ghusa.. Aur zor se chillaya-

Santa bag lekar bus me ghusa..
Aur zor se chillaya-
.
.
"KHABARDAR!!
KOI APNI JAGAH SE NAHI HILEGA!!
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Santa Singh
KULFIWALA KHUD SABKE PAAS AAYEGA!!!!" ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ken chicken

A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond,
'What's your name?'
asked the chicken,
'Bond, James Bond.
Whats yours?',

'Ken, Chick Ken.'

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)