Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray
Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.
Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1101 views
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