Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray
Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.
Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 881 views
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1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi..
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Congratulation!
Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay
Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha
Film ka Naam ha,
?Begarat Zameen Par?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Computer Science filed?
Ki lerhki?
Boys ko kaisay gaali de gi?
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Pedaishii Error ?
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Virus k bachay ?
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Internet explorer Jaise Bekaar Browser ?
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Windowsssss 98 Kay Keeeeeeeeday ?
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1 click marungi to zameen se Delete ho kr seedha asmaan me Install hho jaye ga{(554)} ?
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by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
People saying.... DARU PINE SE ZINDGI K PROBLEM SOLVE NAHI HOTE.... But I think.... WESE TO DUDH PINE SE BHI PROBLEM SOLVE NAHI HOTE... ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A pathan was dancing in his home.
His wife asked that why is he dancing?
He said that I have taken the syrup (liquid medicine), but forget to shake it….
Now I’m shaking it
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say Sawal Kia:
Tum Mera Sath Kab Tak Chahtay Ho?
Larka Ro Diya Our Apnay Aansoo Ka Aik Qatra Samandar Main Gira Diya
Our Kaha: Jab Tak Tum Is Aansoo K Qatray Ko Dhoond Na Lo…
Is Par Samndar Bhi Ro Diya Our Kaha: Ay Pakistanio.
Tum Ye Funkariyan Our Dramay Baziyan Sekhtay Kaha Say Ho?
Larkay Nay Muskura Kar Kaha:
Dr Tahir ul Qadri Say….
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Ek Ladki Pasand Aayi Aur Vo Uske Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya
Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole: “Humari Beti To Abhi Padh Rahi Hai.”
Pathan: “Ji, To Koi Baat Nahi Main Ek Ghante Ke Baad Aa Jaunga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)