Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya
dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein
tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabrpar girls
hostel bana dena!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 824 views

Teacher to Sardar:

Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hy!

Kitne Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu :P

Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge ?

Pappu :- Jee, red light dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Red light na ho to ...?

Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Torch na ho to ...?

Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to ...?

Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko bulaunga.

Interviewer:- Wo kyun...? kya wo traino ki takkar rok dega ?
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Pappu:- Jee nhi,
wo kya h na k usne kabhi 2 traino ki takkar nahi dekhi....P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yesterday I sent a fax

Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.

Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, she didn't get the fax."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa:yar tune jis ladki ko naadi me

Santa:yar tune jis ladki ko naadi me dubne se bachaya tha usne fasi laga li hai.
banta:pagal hai kya use toh maine sukhne k liye tang diya tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)