Ghar main jin hai
Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?
Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain
Baap: Saman pack karo
Beta: Q papa ?
Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy
by Numan Malik (few years ago!) / 1028 views
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