Banta: Did Ramesh furnish his whole house with second-hand stuff?

Santa: Yes, he even married a widow.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 787 views

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: sarab pikar scooter

Sardar: sarab pikar scooter se 1 arthi
se takra gya. dead body gir gyi log
sardarji ko pitne lge. Sardar-jo gir gya
vo to kuch bol nhi rha tum khi ke don
ho kya

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Galti ho gayi..

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cow Ka Character

Customer: ye cow kitney ki he?

Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he.

Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?

Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he.

Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he?

Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK”
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
“KHAIR MUBARAK”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)