Cigarette chor di

Sonu-Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chhodi
Monu-Ha
Sonu-Daru
Monu-Ha
Sönu-To Shadi Q Nahi Ki
Monu-Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki
Uss Se B Achi Mil Gayi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1008 views
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