Santa Hospital Me Ek Nurse Se

Santa Hospital Me Ek Nurse Se Kehta He:
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya

Nurse(Sharmakar
):
Chal Jhute Hamne To Teri KIDNEY Churayi He

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 781 views
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"I`m busy," he said, "I`ll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again.

The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn`t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pota:-dadi hm ghar mai srg

Pota:-dadi hm ghar mai srg 5 log hee h dad,mom,ap,di or mai

dadi-tu shaadi karega toh hm 6 ho jayenge

pota:-bt fir di shaadi karegi toh hm wapis 5 ho jayenge

dadi:-tera beta paida hoga toh hm fir 6 ho jayenge

pota:-fir ap mar jayengi toh hm wapis 5 ho jayenge

dadi:-SO JAA HARAAMZADE..sur mt khaa....:Dddd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kg Class Ke Ek Chote Se

Kg Class Ke Ek Chote Se Bachhe Ne Apne Sath Padti Ek Ladki Ko Offer Mari

Boy: “Tu Mujhse Shaadi Kalegi?”

Girl: “Nahi”

Boy: “Kal Le Na”

Girl: “Nahi Na, Main Ni Kalungi”

Boy: “Plz Kal Le, Teko Eclaires Dunga”

Girl: “Isiliye To Ni Kanni, Kisi Aul Se Dairymilk Me Baat Ho Gayi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ki girlfriend

Santa ki girlfriend: Ab hame jaldi shaadi kar leni chahiye.

Santa: achcha... lekin hame shaadi karega koun?

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Santa bike se ja raha tha

Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phatan ki English

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban
Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?
Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha
Hai.
Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dil hai to pyar hai,

Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,

Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,

Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Japan mein 2 dost thy

'Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “j....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ye building kitne din mai

AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?

PATHAN : 1 maah main,
...
AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai,
...
Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building kitny din main bani hai?

PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,

AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai,

Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?

PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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