GF: Mera Mobile Maa K Pas Rehta Hai
GF: Mera Mobile Maa K Pas Rehta Hai
BF: Agar Pakdi Gai To?
GF: Apka Number “Battery Low” Nam Se Save Hai, Jab Bhi Apka Phone Ata He Maa Kahti He Charge Kar Le Beta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 858 views
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