Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 864 views

Boht Dard Hota Hy

Boht Dard Hota Hy Jab
Teacher khyte Hai Tumhara
Or Tumhare Brabr Waly Ka
Answer Ek He Hy
Tab Dil Se Awaz Ati h
To Saaly sawaal B To
Ek He Ha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Two young boys praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki ka Baap

Ladki ka Baap: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho?
Ladka: 3 mahine se.

Baap: Me kaise yakin karu?
Ladkha: 6mahine rukiye yakin ho jayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Free stay

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Free breakfast
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Free dinner
Free trust
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Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY .

by Raju (few years ago!)

Agar Doctor Log Film Banate To Title Kya Hota?

Agar Doctor Log Film Banate To Title Kya Hota?

1. Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam

2. Kaho Na Bukhar Hai.

3. T.B No.1.

4. Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

5. Kal Patient Ho Na Ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)