1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya

1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.

Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 836 views
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