Mazaaq ki aadat
Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views
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Sardar went to a mirror shop
Once a Sardarji goes to a mirror shop to buy a mirror.He wanders all over the shop before the shopkeeper comes and asks him,
May I help you
Sardar: I want a very strong mirror.
Shop keeper: Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000
Sardar: Is it really that strong
Shop keeper: Yes sir. If u want to know, you can throw this mirror from 100 storeyed building. This mirror does not breaks upto 99 floors sir
Sardar: Wah bahuth badiya hai
He pays the shop keeper and leaves with that mirror
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