Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to
Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey na ?
Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, o kuch bhi kar sakta hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views
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