Shadi ki taqreeb
Joke: Shadi ki taqreeb mein dulhan ka pehla mangetar bhi bara sajh dhaj ke aaya howa tha .
aik sahib neh poocha :kya dulha aap hain?
jee nahi. mein to Simi final mein ho knock out ho gaya tha
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 907 views
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