Jota chupai ki rasm k waqt

Jota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha: main 1100 lungi

2nd sali boli: main to 2100 lungi.

Peechay se 1 SARDAR bola 2310 lay lo, us main FM bhi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views
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